GRAMMAR JOKES ARE AWESOME:
fatregina: The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
That awkward moment when...
You try tossing your friend into the pool and miss horribly… Then you try pulling him out of the water but your hands slip. Shit Tyrone…
As the people who adore you stop adoring you; as they die; as they move on; as...– CHARLIE KAUFMAN, SYNECDOCHE, NEW YORK (via nickelcobalt)
Universal truth is not measured in mass appeal– Immortal Technique (via sirmitchell)